Weekly Predictions

Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?

R: The Olympics may have taken over my life. But now that Michael Phelps has become the greatest Olympian of all times and Nastia Liukin has shown the world she's better than Shawn Johnson, I think I can revert back to my regular scheduled programs.
T: Call me a Debbie Downer, but I am kinda over the Olympics. The good sports are winding down and now it is just the stupid sports - like badminton and table tennis and trampoline. Trampolinist - wanna be gymnast or divers who can't hack it?
R: Yes, but hopefully next Olympics we'll be in for Playground games, which is just ridiculous! I'm seriously considering hitting up a middle school during lunch for a quick round of Four Square.

America's Best Dance Crew
R: This is the finale! I believe Super Cr3w will beat out SoReal Cru, mainly because the judges have made it clear they don't want SoReal Cru to win. So with that, I pick Super Cr3w.
T: I pick SoReal Cru - these things never work out how the judges plan and someone had to pick them. Also, anyone interested in joining my 2 dance crews for next season, let me know. Sock N Sandals and Mom Jeans are now open for applications.
R: Can we do Sock N Sandals for the dance show and Mom Jeans for the Olympic Playground Games?

Project Runway
R: Kelli got the axe last week and that was a real shocker! So this week I'm gonna stick with Blayne. I think the lack of tanning bed will get to him mentally. He's already slowly losing his mind and I think this week will push him over the edge. And I predict that Daniel will punch Kenley in the face.
T: After Freak-Out-Bipolar-Joe's little tantrum last week, I have to wonder, is he going to self destruct and get himself kicked off? I hope not - he is fun to watch flip out. Let's go with Daniel - he is super whiny and "has perfect taste."

Shear Genius
R: We're down to the top four. I think one of the top two contestants will get the boot this week. So I pick Charlie because he annoys me.
T: As funny as I think it would be if she won, I think little Pixie blonde (Nicole) is due to be out this week. I am not really sure how she has made it this far...but if she makes it and Charlie and is in the bottom, he is going to have a mental meltdown and that is really the only reason to watch the show.

America's Greatest Dog
R: This show is ridiculous. I've never seen three crazier judges, and contestants willing to make their dog do anything for the title of America's Greatest Dog. I love my dog, but not enough to humiliate myself. With that said, I think Laurie and Andrew will be in the dog house this week. They've been slowly losing steam and Laurie just wants to be Andrew's foundation of trust. Too creepy in my opinion.
T: I am going to be honest, I have only seen the show once. I am not sure who is going to get kicked off, but I am sure that the judges are going to throw a little tantrum. I am pretty convinced the judges are runaways from the looney bin. They, in all seriousness and with straight faces, literally judged a doggie dance competition and doggie art work. Seriously people...it is one thing for a person to be obsessed with their dog and wanting to show them off...it is quite another to judge the doggie art.

The Hills
R: They're back! Audrina has been put in the garage and grows enough balls to tell Lo off! And it seems as if they're setting Lauren and Heidi up to be friends again. Except Heidi's sister is setting this up. (My question, why is Heidi's family obsessed with Lauren? It's almost creepy.) Could it be? Could Lauren actually make a complete circle of frienemies? I'm think...not during this lifetime.
T: Don't tell me what happens! I have it DVR'd! I spent my weekend watching old episodes and highlights and LC's memories. Can not explain to you my excitement...It looks like Audrina may grow a spine this season! Oh, and I predict that LC and Heidi do not make up...they just tease that for ratings.

Holler at your boy

Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?

America's Best Dance Crew
T: As most of you know, I don't watch this show. I am going to stick with Fanny Pak - it is a stupid accessory and even more stupid dance name! Why not name themselves the Jorts (jean shorts for those of you not in the know) or the Mullets. How about Socks and Sandals! From now one, my dance crew name is Socks and Sandals.
R: Since I do watch this show and I do know that next week is 80's week that means Fanny Pak better bring it! I believe if they don't match the judges expectations they'll be gone. And since last week was their best week ever, I say Fanny Pak is out of here!

Flipping Out
T: I predict a total meltdown. With only 2 minions to yell at, and 1 ex/biz partner who has started to realize he has an opinion and spine, I bet Jeff Lewis just completely looses it. I can't wait!!
R: I do believe this will be the episode that makes Jeff certifiably insane. Then Jenni will work for Ryan and they'll be bitter exes and business partners. Or Jeff will just scream for no reason because someone didn't bring him guacamole.

Project Runway
T: I want to say fake little tan boy will be leaving, but then I'm afraid we may never hear Tim Gun say "Holler at your boy" ever again. So I am going to say little mousy girl who should have been kicked off last week.
R: Blayne has turned crazy and if I hear "licious"-anything, I'm going to shoot him through the TV. I want Blayne gone, but I think it'll be Terri, because she hasn't been featured until last week and almost won so this week she'll bomb and be outta here!

Shear Genius
T: I think it would be funny if the gossiping fat gay guy got kicked off. It is much more dramatic when one of the favorites leaves early.
R: While Charlie is losing steam, I need Nekisa to leave before I want to shave my head bald. Seriously, she's horrible!

Date My Ex
T: I think Jo will try to sing one of her new songs on a date and the guy will have act like she's good so he thinks he has a chance to get into bed with her!
R: My prediction, Jo does Slade before the end of the series and that's the surprise ending.

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Weekly Predictions

Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?

America's Best Dance Crew:
R: Fanny Pak - the 80's crew who just didn't get last week's prop challenge
T: I am gonna say Fanny Pak, and rightfully so. What a stupid name for a dance crew.

Flipping Out
R: Can you believe someone quits?! Thank god! I think it'll be the new guy Chris. He's seemed pretty freaked out by the nanny cam and not having Jeff's support.
T: I think Jenny quits. A failed marriage to a loser, an asshole boss...Jenny, listen to me. Get out while you still can!

Project Runway
R: This is hard since it's so early in the season, but I think Stella, mainly because her voice annoys me.
T: It's too early in the season for me to remember who anyone is. I am going to say the New Jersey man/lady who just wants to use leather.

Shear Genius
R: Nekisa - she been scrapping by and having a faux lesbian relationship. Time to go!
T: I think it will be Paulo who won last week. He was in the bottom the whole time, finally won (with no immunity), and now he is outta there!

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