Trixie: What the crap is up with Kenley not being sent home??? Honestly!!! I am starting to think that it is rigged. Why is she still here? She is rude, a one trick pony, annoying, and annoying. Tim Gunn, Heidi, and Nina deserve a LOT more respect than her yelling at them. If I was Heidi or Tim, I would have bitch slapped her by now. My theory: the producers realize she is the only hot girl and reason that boyfriends and husbands and lesbians watch the show, especially after that Kenley Spears outfit last night.
Roxie: I did not watch it. Who got kicked off? Who was in the bottom two? Is next week the finale? (Side note: this is so unlike me and normally I do not schedule anything on a Wednesday night but I had a fundraiser and though it's rare, I do find some things more important than Reality TV)
T: Do you want me to spoil it for you? Now they are down to 4. Not the finale.
R: Was it Suede? Please let it be Suede! You can ruin it for me. I won’t get to watch it till next week anyways. I didn’t DVR it.
T: Ok. It came down to Suede and Kenley and Suede got the boot. I completely disagreed with it.
R: You knew it was going to happen. Kenley won’t win, but she’s going to showcase her clothes. It’s a sad thing, but a must for ratings.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Weekly Predictions
Roxie: We're getting back to basics. Time for Weekly Predictions!
Trixie: First I need to get something off my chest. Heidi's fake birthday. I think I am more mad at TMZ for keeping these two around than I am at them for existing and sucking at life. Stop it! No one cares! And now I have wasted 5 minutes of my life on you that I will never get back. Have time to waste? See Heidi's fake birthday.
Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?
Project Runway
R: We're down to the final six. So, I believe this is when we're going to have to trim the fat and Suede is exactly that. Fat.
T: Please, God, let this week be the week that crazy bipolar freakout Joe gets the ax! I can not take another week of him and his cheap blue light special clothes. Awful, awful, awful. I have yet to see him do anything that even remotely resembles fashion and yet other people keep getting kicked off. HOW?
America's Next Top Model
R: It's so early in the season that this is hard. But this is make-over week so someone is going to mentally lose it because Tyra can't stand not being the prettiest one in the room. I think Clark looks too much like Kristin Cavallari and Tyra is all about Team LC. So long Clark!
T: I predict, shocking!, that Tyra makes some one get a pixie cut and they cry and look stupid and secretly hate Tyra for the rest of the show.
Real World Road Rule Challenge
R: I still don't understand the true premise of the game, but I'm going to assume the girls will be the first to go and who better than a newbie? I say Ashli is kicked off the island.
T: I refuse to come up with an original comment if MTV refuses to come up with an original concept.
Trixie: First I need to get something off my chest. Heidi's fake birthday. I think I am more mad at TMZ for keeping these two around than I am at them for existing and sucking at life. Stop it! No one cares! And now I have wasted 5 minutes of my life on you that I will never get back. Have time to waste? See Heidi's fake birthday.
Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?
Project Runway
R: We're down to the final six. So, I believe this is when we're going to have to trim the fat and Suede is exactly that. Fat.
T: Please, God, let this week be the week that crazy bipolar freakout Joe gets the ax! I can not take another week of him and his cheap blue light special clothes. Awful, awful, awful. I have yet to see him do anything that even remotely resembles fashion and yet other people keep getting kicked off. HOW?
America's Next Top Model
R: It's so early in the season that this is hard. But this is make-over week so someone is going to mentally lose it because Tyra can't stand not being the prettiest one in the room. I think Clark looks too much like Kristin Cavallari and Tyra is all about Team LC. So long Clark!
T: I predict, shocking!, that Tyra makes some one get a pixie cut and they cry and look stupid and secretly hate Tyra for the rest of the show.
Real World Road Rule Challenge
R: I still don't understand the true premise of the game, but I'm going to assume the girls will be the first to go and who better than a newbie? I say Ashli is kicked off the island.
T: I refuse to come up with an original comment if MTV refuses to come up with an original concept.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday Recap
Project Runway
R: Bye bye Blayne and your girlicious self. I do appreciate the fact that Blayne kept putting out crap after crap and made it this far. Clearly on personality only. Bye hateful Terri. Had you used Keith you might still be around. Then you could have rubbed it in Keith's face that you are infact better than him, that is no longer the case. And Kinley got a swift kick in the ego this episode. That should bring her down a notch or two.
T: Blayne, you had it coming. I heart you, you are ridiculous, but fashion is about more than tanning and using neon in every outfit. Terri, I don’t like Keith either but he could have really helped you. I blame you and you alone. I am sure the rest of your life you will continue to blame Keith. You are a sad, mean person and I kinda like it! Kinley is getting ballsy and bitchy and I would not assume to tell Hiedi Klum, a Victoria Secret model for the last bazillion years, where boobs are. I think she knows. And Nina Garcia, as crazy as she is, deserves SOME respect. She does afterall eat, breath, and sleep fashion. And don’t lie – you know what Dolce and Gabana looks like – it doesn’t change that much!
America's Next Top Model
R: Tranny was thisclose to getting kicked off ANTM. But of course, they must soak up all the tranniness that they can and she slid into the next round.
T: I predict that the Tranny stays around for atleast 3-5 more episodes. They will kick out the other girls who they know aren’t going to make it anyway, and then when it gets down to the Tranny vs. the girls with potential, they will have to kick shim off. Until then: Tranny Report!!!
America's Greatest Dog
R: The boxer won America’s Greatest Dog! Baffled! They did it for the twist. He won $250,000 for that! I think I’m going to enter.
T: I am so incredibly disappointed in this show. The boxer was cute – sure. The owner was AWFUL! As soon as I saw Galaxy get kicked off, I was over the show. Fixed and its obvious. Whatever… I am no longer admitting that show ever happened. Unless of course you go on it!
Road World/Real Rule Challenge
R: RW/RR Challenge is survivor meets MTV. I’m not crazy about it yet. I know MTV needed another setting and different rules, but it just feels like they couldn’t come up with anything original. And at this rate it’ll be a sausage fest before the half way point.
T: MTV can’t come up with anything. Why are you surprised that RW/RR Challenge is any different? I mean – the VMAs were so completely irrelevant this year that they had to get a no name from England to Host, Brit Brit to open, and I am sure had to pay all 3000 people who were there to show up and clap. I do have to give them credit for once again not giving Kanye West a VMA even though he is really the only person who cares about them anymore. Hilarious!
R: Bye bye Blayne and your girlicious self. I do appreciate the fact that Blayne kept putting out crap after crap and made it this far. Clearly on personality only. Bye hateful Terri. Had you used Keith you might still be around. Then you could have rubbed it in Keith's face that you are infact better than him, that is no longer the case. And Kinley got a swift kick in the ego this episode. That should bring her down a notch or two.
T: Blayne, you had it coming. I heart you, you are ridiculous, but fashion is about more than tanning and using neon in every outfit. Terri, I don’t like Keith either but he could have really helped you. I blame you and you alone. I am sure the rest of your life you will continue to blame Keith. You are a sad, mean person and I kinda like it! Kinley is getting ballsy and bitchy and I would not assume to tell Hiedi Klum, a Victoria Secret model for the last bazillion years, where boobs are. I think she knows. And Nina Garcia, as crazy as she is, deserves SOME respect. She does afterall eat, breath, and sleep fashion. And don’t lie – you know what Dolce and Gabana looks like – it doesn’t change that much!
America's Next Top Model
R: Tranny was thisclose to getting kicked off ANTM. But of course, they must soak up all the tranniness that they can and she slid into the next round.
T: I predict that the Tranny stays around for atleast 3-5 more episodes. They will kick out the other girls who they know aren’t going to make it anyway, and then when it gets down to the Tranny vs. the girls with potential, they will have to kick shim off. Until then: Tranny Report!!!
America's Greatest Dog
R: The boxer won America’s Greatest Dog! Baffled! They did it for the twist. He won $250,000 for that! I think I’m going to enter.
T: I am so incredibly disappointed in this show. The boxer was cute – sure. The owner was AWFUL! As soon as I saw Galaxy get kicked off, I was over the show. Fixed and its obvious. Whatever… I am no longer admitting that show ever happened. Unless of course you go on it!
Road World/Real Rule Challenge
R: RW/RR Challenge is survivor meets MTV. I’m not crazy about it yet. I know MTV needed another setting and different rules, but it just feels like they couldn’t come up with anything original. And at this rate it’ll be a sausage fest before the half way point.
T: MTV can’t come up with anything. Why are you surprised that RW/RR Challenge is any different? I mean – the VMAs were so completely irrelevant this year that they had to get a no name from England to Host, Brit Brit to open, and I am sure had to pay all 3000 people who were there to show up and clap. I do have to give them credit for once again not giving Kanye West a VMA even though he is really the only person who cares about them anymore. Hilarious!
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