What has big hair and can't lip synch?

We were lucky enough to have this video forwarded from our new corespondent Mitzi.

M: I'm not even sure there are enough bullets in the world to put me out of my misery after wathing this! I'm definitely on team LC.

T: How could you ever be on team spiedi? He has transparent facial hair and big fake teeth and she literally is mentally retarded.

M: I can't tell if the sound is just off or if she is mouthing different words than the lyrics all together.

R: Why is the video 10 minutes long? How did she convince people to participate in this? Why is there a shot of a guy playing with his happy trail? This is disturbing. I'm team Lo. She's the only one not mentally retarded.

T: You are team Lo?!?! She is not mentally retarded but a gigantor bitch! I am going to be team Audrina if you are gong to be team Lo! Maybe team Whitney.

R: And a hilarious bitch at that one! Audrina sucks! She's so ditzy! And its taken her four seasons to grow balls.

T: First of all, Audrina is less ditzy than LC. Second, I think she has always had balls they just never showed her using them. She has always done whatever she wanted (hello dating Justin Bobby even though no one liked him). I am truly hurt that you are team Lo!

R: I can tell you taking this very personally. Aurdina could never hold her own show. Lo could and should have her own show. She says things that everyone else is thinking. Audrina is getting ballieser but against the wrong people. I do enjoy Whitney fully and am 100% on her team.

T: Back to the video. Where to begin....

Spencer did her hair and so automatically you know it is going to be horrible

R: I thought that was a wig!

T: Why did they do an 80's workout video? It makes no sense

R: My exact thoughts as well. Overdosin' so we'll work out? And it's weird that the girl in the two braids always makes angry faces at the camera. Although, I would too if I were in a Heidi video.

T: Is she lip syncing? Is her voice really worse than that?? And are they so poor they couldn't find someone better?

R: I have no idea what she's doing. I actually thought they put the wrong son to this video since she's obvisously mouthing something and it doesn't make sense to the video.

T: Why is it 10 minutes long when the sound only last 4? No one wants to see her dance like that!

R: It's quite strange. It just keeps going and going and going. I didn't watch the whole thing because I wanted to think when I was done watching it.

T: Do they really think people like them? Or are they just milking it until it lasts? Either way, I hate them, but it is king of genius. I would love to be in their brainstorming sessions. "How to annoy LC this week so we can stay relevant on the show. I know! Let's 'crash' our sister's birthday party so she will feel awkward!" "and then! Let's release the weirdest 80's video ever produced on You tube!" "Brillant! Now, let's go bleach our hair and facial hair and bleach our big fake teeth."

Why Roxie and Trixie love the Olympics!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentataors so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing analyst: "sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isnt that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."

R: The snatch is my favorite comment.

T: Really?! Because my favorite is by far the kissing the balls comment.

R: Oh, I completely inappropriately laughed too loud at the snatch comment. I give complete respect to the balls comment, but I can just hear an announcer say "I saw her snatch." Still laughing, with tears now.

Weekly Predictions

Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?

R: The Olympics may have taken over my life. But now that Michael Phelps has become the greatest Olympian of all times and Nastia Liukin has shown the world she's better than Shawn Johnson, I think I can revert back to my regular scheduled programs.
T: Call me a Debbie Downer, but I am kinda over the Olympics. The good sports are winding down and now it is just the stupid sports - like badminton and table tennis and trampoline. Trampolinist - wanna be gymnast or divers who can't hack it?
R: Yes, but hopefully next Olympics we'll be in for Playground games, which is just ridiculous! I'm seriously considering hitting up a middle school during lunch for a quick round of Four Square.

America's Best Dance Crew
R: This is the finale! I believe Super Cr3w will beat out SoReal Cru, mainly because the judges have made it clear they don't want SoReal Cru to win. So with that, I pick Super Cr3w.
T: I pick SoReal Cru - these things never work out how the judges plan and someone had to pick them. Also, anyone interested in joining my 2 dance crews for next season, let me know. Sock N Sandals and Mom Jeans are now open for applications.
R: Can we do Sock N Sandals for the dance show and Mom Jeans for the Olympic Playground Games?

Project Runway
R: Kelli got the axe last week and that was a real shocker! So this week I'm gonna stick with Blayne. I think the lack of tanning bed will get to him mentally. He's already slowly losing his mind and I think this week will push him over the edge. And I predict that Daniel will punch Kenley in the face.
T: After Freak-Out-Bipolar-Joe's little tantrum last week, I have to wonder, is he going to self destruct and get himself kicked off? I hope not - he is fun to watch flip out. Let's go with Daniel - he is super whiny and "has perfect taste."

Shear Genius
R: We're down to the top four. I think one of the top two contestants will get the boot this week. So I pick Charlie because he annoys me.
T: As funny as I think it would be if she won, I think little Pixie blonde (Nicole) is due to be out this week. I am not really sure how she has made it this far...but if she makes it and Charlie and is in the bottom, he is going to have a mental meltdown and that is really the only reason to watch the show.

America's Greatest Dog
R: This show is ridiculous. I've never seen three crazier judges, and contestants willing to make their dog do anything for the title of America's Greatest Dog. I love my dog, but not enough to humiliate myself. With that said, I think Laurie and Andrew will be in the dog house this week. They've been slowly losing steam and Laurie just wants to be Andrew's foundation of trust. Too creepy in my opinion.
T: I am going to be honest, I have only seen the show once. I am not sure who is going to get kicked off, but I am sure that the judges are going to throw a little tantrum. I am pretty convinced the judges are runaways from the looney bin. They, in all seriousness and with straight faces, literally judged a doggie dance competition and doggie art work. Seriously people...it is one thing for a person to be obsessed with their dog and wanting to show them off...it is quite another to judge the doggie art.

The Hills
R: They're back! Audrina has been put in the garage and grows enough balls to tell Lo off! And it seems as if they're setting Lauren and Heidi up to be friends again. Except Heidi's sister is setting this up. (My question, why is Heidi's family obsessed with Lauren? It's almost creepy.) Could it be? Could Lauren actually make a complete circle of frienemies? I'm think...not during this lifetime.
T: Don't tell me what happens! I have it DVR'd! I spent my weekend watching old episodes and highlights and LC's memories. Can not explain to you my excitement...It looks like Audrina may grow a spine this season! Oh, and I predict that LC and Heidi do not make up...they just tease that for ratings.

Host Rankings

R: Because Stacy Roxx rocks here is our Bravo Host Ranking
T: They're not all hosts and we don't care. It's our blog and our ranking.


10. The metrosexual boys on Million Dollar Listing - seriously they're so hard to listen to their stupid ramblings
9. Slade from Date my Ex - so in love with Jo and she just enjoys toying with him
8. Bravo Reunion guy - can't say this enough, we want his job
7. Padma Laskmi from Top Chef - she doesn't cook and nobody cares
6. Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out - he freaks out even in his video diaries. Hilarious!
5. Rene "Hi hi" Fris from Shear Genius - quertastic and we heart him
4. Jaclyn Smith from Shear Genius - she thinks her show is serious and we find that hilarious!
3. Kathy Griffin from My Life on the D-list - very few things are funnier than this woman
2. Heidi Klum from Project Runway - two straight girls, and we still drool over her

and the number one Bravo Host is....

1. Tim Gunn from Project Runway - you can not top him, especially when he says "Holler at your boy."

Paris For President

You didn't think we could just let this go did you?

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

T: I would like to point out that this is probably the best thing Paris has ever said or done.
R: Best line of the year? "See you at the debate, bitches!"
T: Painting the White House Pink is the best idea I have heard in the campaigns yet!

Paris, you have our votes!

Holler at your boy

Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?

America's Best Dance Crew
T: As most of you know, I don't watch this show. I am going to stick with Fanny Pak - it is a stupid accessory and even more stupid dance name! Why not name themselves the Jorts (jean shorts for those of you not in the know) or the Mullets. How about Socks and Sandals! From now one, my dance crew name is Socks and Sandals.
R: Since I do watch this show and I do know that next week is 80's week that means Fanny Pak better bring it! I believe if they don't match the judges expectations they'll be gone. And since last week was their best week ever, I say Fanny Pak is out of here!

Flipping Out
T: I predict a total meltdown. With only 2 minions to yell at, and 1 ex/biz partner who has started to realize he has an opinion and spine, I bet Jeff Lewis just completely looses it. I can't wait!!
R: I do believe this will be the episode that makes Jeff certifiably insane. Then Jenni will work for Ryan and they'll be bitter exes and business partners. Or Jeff will just scream for no reason because someone didn't bring him guacamole.

Project Runway
T: I want to say fake little tan boy will be leaving, but then I'm afraid we may never hear Tim Gun say "Holler at your boy" ever again. So I am going to say little mousy girl who should have been kicked off last week.
R: Blayne has turned crazy and if I hear "licious"-anything, I'm going to shoot him through the TV. I want Blayne gone, but I think it'll be Terri, because she hasn't been featured until last week and almost won so this week she'll bomb and be outta here!

Shear Genius
T: I think it would be funny if the gossiping fat gay guy got kicked off. It is much more dramatic when one of the favorites leaves early.
R: While Charlie is losing steam, I need Nekisa to leave before I want to shave my head bald. Seriously, she's horrible!

Date My Ex
T: I think Jo will try to sing one of her new songs on a date and the guy will have act like she's good so he thinks he has a chance to get into bed with her!
R: My prediction, Jo does Slade before the end of the series and that's the surprise ending.

Have a show you want us to predict? Let us know!

Brangelina

Trixie and Roxie discuss the Brangelina Twins...

T: So how jipped do you think People feels about the Brangelina baby pictures?
R: I haven't seen them. What?
T: They paid $14 mil for pics and the cover barely even shows their faces; one you can only see the top of their head! And to boot! They can't even call them Brangelina anymore. That is their official name!
R: For $14 mil there better be baby behinds splashed on that page!