Will Jo and Slade make it? Or will the show cancel bc they completely stop talking? - Anonymous
T: Great question! Let's recap for our viewers who don’t know who Jo and Slade are. Jo and Slade originally appeared on Real Housewives of Orange County – a great piece of Reality TV in its own right. Slade is a rich, kinda slimy controlling fiancé, and Jo was his kept fiancé, who then decided she wanted to continue her single/partying ways. While sometimes uncomfortable to watch, it made for great TV! They broke up, and now have their own spinoff show. So now Slade is pimping out Jo – and I am not sure they aren’t hooking up on the side too.
R: Let's be honest, Jo is trying to get an album deal - therefore she's sleeping with anyone who is willing to produce her album and I believe Slade is top producer. Will their show get canceled? Nah, it'll run through its season. The real question, will it get picked up for a second season? My prediction - Jo gets her own Reality TV show of her trying to make it as an artist and Slade will end up dating a D list celebrity to get some news buzzing around him.
T: The basis of the show is their dysfunctional relationship. The more dysfunctional, the more air time they get. So will Jo and Slade the couple make it? Absolutely not. They get off on being mad at each other and then making up – always have. But will the show get cancelled because of it? Absolutely not! That is the whole show! Knowing their luck and talent at spinning their situations, they’ll probably get a 3rd show from it! Genius!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Weekly Predictions
Who's not going to make a Reality TV name for themselves this week?
America's Best Dance Crew:
R: Fanny Pak - the 80's crew who just didn't get last week's prop challenge
T: I am gonna say Fanny Pak, and rightfully so. What a stupid name for a dance crew.
Flipping Out
R: Can you believe someone quits?! Thank god! I think it'll be the new guy Chris. He's seemed pretty freaked out by the nanny cam and not having Jeff's support.
T: I think Jenny quits. A failed marriage to a loser, an asshole boss...Jenny, listen to me. Get out while you still can!
Project Runway
R: This is hard since it's so early in the season, but I think Stella, mainly because her voice annoys me.
T: It's too early in the season for me to remember who anyone is. I am going to say the New Jersey man/lady who just wants to use leather.
Shear Genius
R: Nekisa - she been scrapping by and having a faux lesbian relationship. Time to go!
T: I think it will be Paulo who won last week. He was in the bottom the whole time, finally won (with no immunity), and now he is outta there!
Have a show you want us to predict? Let us know!
America's Best Dance Crew:
R: Fanny Pak - the 80's crew who just didn't get last week's prop challenge
T: I am gonna say Fanny Pak, and rightfully so. What a stupid name for a dance crew.
Flipping Out
R: Can you believe someone quits?! Thank god! I think it'll be the new guy Chris. He's seemed pretty freaked out by the nanny cam and not having Jeff's support.
T: I think Jenny quits. A failed marriage to a loser, an asshole boss...Jenny, listen to me. Get out while you still can!
Project Runway
R: This is hard since it's so early in the season, but I think Stella, mainly because her voice annoys me.
T: It's too early in the season for me to remember who anyone is. I am going to say the New Jersey man/lady who just wants to use leather.
Shear Genius
R: Nekisa - she been scrapping by and having a faux lesbian relationship. Time to go!
T: I think it will be Paulo who won last week. He was in the bottom the whole time, finally won (with no immunity), and now he is outta there!
Have a show you want us to predict? Let us know!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Question from the Audience
Is Lauren Conrad a best frenemy or just a best friend hopper? - S. Smith
T: Thanks for the question, S. Smith. We actually get asked this a lot, so lets address this now. A frenemy is someone who is a friend and then turns into an enemy. A best friend hopper has a new best friend every other time you see them, or in the case of Reality TV, every season. Personally, I think LC is both. She is an amazing frenemy – no matter what the other person does or doesn’t do, LC also comes out smelling like roses. Lets be honest, b**ch can hold a grudge. Don’t even get me started on her best friends! Stephen, Lo, Heidi, Audrina, Brody – whoever will stick up for her against her newest frenemy is her BFF.
Both – LC is both.
R: Isn't the bigger question, how can Heidi Montag be selling more clothes than LC? How do either of them have a clothing line? I have to hand it to LC she is one of my Reality TV inspiration. And to answer the original question - best frenemy and best friend hopper.
T: Thanks for the question, S. Smith. We actually get asked this a lot, so lets address this now. A frenemy is someone who is a friend and then turns into an enemy. A best friend hopper has a new best friend every other time you see them, or in the case of Reality TV, every season. Personally, I think LC is both. She is an amazing frenemy – no matter what the other person does or doesn’t do, LC also comes out smelling like roses. Lets be honest, b**ch can hold a grudge. Don’t even get me started on her best friends! Stephen, Lo, Heidi, Audrina, Brody – whoever will stick up for her against her newest frenemy is her BFF.
Both – LC is both.
R: Isn't the bigger question, how can Heidi Montag be selling more clothes than LC? How do either of them have a clothing line? I have to hand it to LC she is one of my Reality TV inspiration. And to answer the original question - best frenemy and best friend hopper.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Roxie and Trixie Interview a Guy Who Knows 2 People On Reality TV Shows
T: We recently discovered that a friend of ours knows not one, but 2 Reality TV stars.
R: AND they aren't us. Also, we use the term "stars" loosely.
T: Hey! They were on Reality TV - thus stars. Don't judge! Don't be a Debbie Downer to our 1st guest!
R: Point taken. I stand corrected.
So, Guy Who Knows 2 People on Reality TV Shows (GWK2PORTS), how privileged do you feel to know not one, but 2 people on Reality TV? Would you say Very or Extremely?
I'd say very?
R: how come its not extremely
I knew them before they were stars. Plus I have seen both of them extremely intoxicated... so
How has it changed your life to know 2 people who have been on Reality TV?
Greatly - I realized that people can get lucky without any talent whatsoever... That's really changed my life
R: So it's motivated you?
Clearly...
How have they changed since being on Reality TV?
They don't live in AR anymore. They have their own websites. (GWK2Ports offers to give us an exclusive link to their web sites)
They are rich, but they were both rich before. But they are definitely both more rich now...
Do you consider them Reality TV actors, real actors, or real people? How do they see themselves?
Um... I would consider Jeff a real actor and Rossi a real person... I think they see themselves the exact same way.
T: So, tell us, exactly what work have your friends done that our fans would recognize?
Rossi was on Temptation Island and Blind Date and the host of several shows like Junkyard yards and Movie and a Makeover.
Jeff Pride was on Blind Date, Passions, and commercials (Kia, Long John Silvers, Michelob).
They most definitely got their acting work based off of their roles on Reality TV.
R: Thanks for joining us this morning. We know it is very early where you are.
T: There you have it folks, real people and real actors who are now rich living in LA... all because of Reality TV. What an inspiration!
R: AND they aren't us. Also, we use the term "stars" loosely.
T: Hey! They were on Reality TV - thus stars. Don't judge! Don't be a Debbie Downer to our 1st guest!
R: Point taken. I stand corrected.
So, Guy Who Knows 2 People on Reality TV Shows (GWK2PORTS), how privileged do you feel to know not one, but 2 people on Reality TV? Would you say Very or Extremely?
I'd say very?
R: how come its not extremely
I knew them before they were stars. Plus I have seen both of them extremely intoxicated... so
How has it changed your life to know 2 people who have been on Reality TV?
Greatly - I realized that people can get lucky without any talent whatsoever... That's really changed my life
R: So it's motivated you?
Clearly...
How have they changed since being on Reality TV?
They don't live in AR anymore. They have their own websites. (GWK2Ports offers to give us an exclusive link to their web sites)
They are rich, but they were both rich before. But they are definitely both more rich now...
Do you consider them Reality TV actors, real actors, or real people? How do they see themselves?
Um... I would consider Jeff a real actor and Rossi a real person... I think they see themselves the exact same way.
T: So, tell us, exactly what work have your friends done that our fans would recognize?
Rossi was on Temptation Island and Blind Date and the host of several shows like Junkyard yards and Movie and a Makeover.
Jeff Pride was on Blind Date, Passions, and commercials (Kia, Long John Silvers, Michelob).
They most definitely got their acting work based off of their roles on Reality TV.
R: Thanks for joining us this morning. We know it is very early where you are.
T: There you have it folks, real people and real actors who are now rich living in LA... all because of Reality TV. What an inspiration!
Friday, July 25, 2008
Roxie Interviews Trixie
Kathy Griffin recently bought a school to out do Oprah. You are now required to start a school. Where will you school be and what's it's name?
I am going to go "un-celebrity PC" and help the kids right here in the good 'ole USA. I think I will put it in Charleston because I like the beach, there are less hurricanes there than California - don't get me started. I will name it"The School of Social Education". Kids go there to learn how to behave in social situations, social etiquette, broaden their horizons (no LAN parties, no Dungeons and Dragons, no spelling bees). They will learn how to be "cool kids" and interact with people. We will have continuing education for refresher courses (how to date, how to not be a creepy creeperson, etc) as well as adult education classes (proper haircut and styles and you, dressing like an adult, how to behave when drunk). I am doing the world a favor!
You just found out that you're having sextuplets. You can only ask Kate Gosslin one question. What would it be?
"Hey Kate, whats six more, really? You'll hardly notice a difference."
The most recent Bachelor (you know the british one) just broke off his fake engagement to that actress. Why do you think the Bachelor has such poor luck on making a love connection?
Because the producers at The Bachelor pick guys who aren't really looking for a wife, they are looking to date 25 hotties on TV and get their name and face in magazines. There is no harm in that, but lets not pretend they are looking for love. If they were, they would not ask girls whose fathers tell them "my daughter is an actress and a whore, get out while you can". Lets call it what it is "Pretty People Getting Drunk and Making Out"
What would your reality show be called and why?
Will Work for Shoes - because, literally I think I do
Talks with Trixi T and R - get it, R and R, but T and R.
This requires more brainstorming!
Mario Lopez is this year's People's hottest bachelor. Agree? And how do you feel about Katrina Smirnoff?
No I don't agree! And his name is AC Slater! I don't care how many dancing shows he is on, he will ALWAYS be AC Slater. Can we all flashback to when he had a gerry curl mullet?? I don't care what you do after that; that officially negates you from ever being the hottest anything. Even on meth, in a coma, or blind, anyone in their right mind would never think AC Slater is hotter than say, George Clooney (who yes, is now single!), ok now I see why he made it. Literally, ALL the good ones are taken! All I have to say is, who is his publicist who got him on this list and can I have her number.
As far as Katrina Smirnoff... she is an over-tanned, weirdly toned, troll. Her only claim to fame is that she slept with AC Slater, and that is sad. She slept her way onto the G - List. Way to go!
I am going to go "un-celebrity PC" and help the kids right here in the good 'ole USA. I think I will put it in Charleston because I like the beach, there are less hurricanes there than California - don't get me started. I will name it"The School of Social Education". Kids go there to learn how to behave in social situations, social etiquette, broaden their horizons (no LAN parties, no Dungeons and Dragons, no spelling bees). They will learn how to be "cool kids" and interact with people. We will have continuing education for refresher courses (how to date, how to not be a creepy creeperson, etc) as well as adult education classes (proper haircut and styles and you, dressing like an adult, how to behave when drunk). I am doing the world a favor!
You just found out that you're having sextuplets. You can only ask Kate Gosslin one question. What would it be?
"Hey Kate, whats six more, really? You'll hardly notice a difference."
The most recent Bachelor (you know the british one) just broke off his fake engagement to that actress. Why do you think the Bachelor has such poor luck on making a love connection?
Because the producers at The Bachelor pick guys who aren't really looking for a wife, they are looking to date 25 hotties on TV and get their name and face in magazines. There is no harm in that, but lets not pretend they are looking for love. If they were, they would not ask girls whose fathers tell them "my daughter is an actress and a whore, get out while you can". Lets call it what it is "Pretty People Getting Drunk and Making Out"
What would your reality show be called and why?
Will Work for Shoes - because, literally I think I do
Talks with Trixi T and R - get it, R and R, but T and R.
This requires more brainstorming!
Mario Lopez is this year's People's hottest bachelor. Agree? And how do you feel about Katrina Smirnoff?
No I don't agree! And his name is AC Slater! I don't care how many dancing shows he is on, he will ALWAYS be AC Slater. Can we all flashback to when he had a gerry curl mullet?? I don't care what you do after that; that officially negates you from ever being the hottest anything. Even on meth, in a coma, or blind, anyone in their right mind would never think AC Slater is hotter than say, George Clooney (who yes, is now single!), ok now I see why he made it. Literally, ALL the good ones are taken! All I have to say is, who is his publicist who got him on this list and can I have her number.
As far as Katrina Smirnoff... she is an over-tanned, weirdly toned, troll. Her only claim to fame is that she slept with AC Slater, and that is sad. She slept her way onto the G - List. Way to go!
Trixie Interviews Roxie
Trixie Interviews Roxie:
Which is a stupider baby name: Sunday, Apple, or Pilot? Followup: What do you think about selling baby pictures to magazines?
Can I choose what Penn Jillete (of Penn and Teller the magicians) named his daughter? Moxie CrimeFighter. Seriously. That's just wrong.
I'm all for making some money off those baby pictures. If the magazines are willing to shell it out and people are willing to pay for the magazines might as well start making money off those babies since they cost a bazillion dollars to raise!
Why reality TV? Why not game shows, or theatre or film? Why reality tv?
Games shows go out of style and have no drama. I do enjoy live theatre but that costs money and most of the time I don’t have that. Film, blah on film. Movies suck. So that leaves reality tv. It’s a phenomena and I fully enjoy most of it.
Trista and her fake husband’s wedding… Touching or selling out? Honestly, was it too much pink? If so, was it Trista’s doing or ABCs cruel joke for making them stoop to her level and tape her wedding?
That was such a train wreck to watch! I was embarrassed for her! I’m pretty sure ABC had interns draw straws and the short straw had to design the wedding. And that’s what we got. How annoying was it when Trista kept talking about how this wedding was pulling her family apart; seriously whore you got a million dollar wedding for being on a dating show. Hush.
Star Jones’ divorce – doomed from the beginning because she married a gay man, or kharma for having her wedding brought to you by every brand imaginable?
Karma for not admitting she had her stomach stapled and claim it was diet and exercise. Bitch we know you couldn’t do that or you would’ve done it before the wedding.
Which show would you want to host: The Soup, Chelsea Lately, Biggest Loser, a Japanese Game Show?
This is a tough choice. Can I sit on Chelsea Handler’s panel of Chelsea lately and make fun of everyone and then actually host the Biggest Loser?? OR the Japanese Game Show?? Hmm… I choose The Soup because I could talk about all my shows and get my face on television. The Soup is my final answer.
Which is a stupider baby name: Sunday, Apple, or Pilot? Followup: What do you think about selling baby pictures to magazines?
Can I choose what Penn Jillete (of Penn and Teller the magicians) named his daughter? Moxie CrimeFighter. Seriously. That's just wrong.
I'm all for making some money off those baby pictures. If the magazines are willing to shell it out and people are willing to pay for the magazines might as well start making money off those babies since they cost a bazillion dollars to raise!
Why reality TV? Why not game shows, or theatre or film? Why reality tv?
Games shows go out of style and have no drama. I do enjoy live theatre but that costs money and most of the time I don’t have that. Film, blah on film. Movies suck. So that leaves reality tv. It’s a phenomena and I fully enjoy most of it.
Trista and her fake husband’s wedding… Touching or selling out? Honestly, was it too much pink? If so, was it Trista’s doing or ABCs cruel joke for making them stoop to her level and tape her wedding?
That was such a train wreck to watch! I was embarrassed for her! I’m pretty sure ABC had interns draw straws and the short straw had to design the wedding. And that’s what we got. How annoying was it when Trista kept talking about how this wedding was pulling her family apart; seriously whore you got a million dollar wedding for being on a dating show. Hush.
Star Jones’ divorce – doomed from the beginning because she married a gay man, or kharma for having her wedding brought to you by every brand imaginable?
Karma for not admitting she had her stomach stapled and claim it was diet and exercise. Bitch we know you couldn’t do that or you would’ve done it before the wedding.
Which show would you want to host: The Soup, Chelsea Lately, Biggest Loser, a Japanese Game Show?
This is a tough choice. Can I sit on Chelsea Handler’s panel of Chelsea lately and make fun of everyone and then actually host the Biggest Loser?? OR the Japanese Game Show?? Hmm… I choose The Soup because I could talk about all my shows and get my face on television. The Soup is my final answer.
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