Why Roxie and Trixie love the Olympics!

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentataors so far during the Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: "This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing analyst: "sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact, you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isnt that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them."

R: The snatch is my favorite comment.

T: Really?! Because my favorite is by far the kissing the balls comment.

R: Oh, I completely inappropriately laughed too loud at the snatch comment. I give complete respect to the balls comment, but I can just hear an announcer say "I saw her snatch." Still laughing, with tears now.